I got so fucking bored watching the midday movie so I started watching Dr. Phil. What a sick episode, chubby girls (<3), a trainer called Mr Strong, and fat people running around Hollywood boulevard. 5 stars

Previous review: void


McBride: A stupid old codger with a nose for crime.

Typical “made for tv midday movie” movie on today. A stupid murder case that has to be solved by McBride. I guess I’m lucky that my driving instructor didn’t show up so I could watch this garbage. 1 and a half stars


soz guys I know you were holding out for a review of Chicago but I forgot to set up the VCR (i only remebered halfway through the exam) anyway I only saw the credits but I’m disapointed because it had Jimmy Mcnulty (Dominic West) from HBO’s The Wire (best show ever) in it, so it must’ve been okay.

anyway so back onto Moonlighting. I acctually enjoy watching this, Bruce Willis is such a sick cunt.

yeah soz guys not much to say here, Monday’s movie will be McBride: Semper Fi.
It looks promising.

Also I’m looking for people to review the wednesday and Friday movies due to myself having my final 2 exams, also SBS is having a 1pm movie on wednesday so if anyone is gonna watch it… pls review

Onya Sonya


Oprah 6/11/08

06Nov08

4th day now with no midday movies, i’m starting to feel it.
I tuned into channel 10 and watched Oprah… Yes I know she is a crazy fat lesbian who has a fetish for crossdressers wearing woolen socks, but hey I do enjoy a good rimjob.

alright, this happened to be one of the most strangest episodes of Oprah I have ever seen. Oprah interviewed this woman who murdered her husband. Turns out this crazy broad only did a 7 month sentence, she went over why she killed him and she said that he made her put on a wig and some weird heels and made her receive anal sex.
so basically she killed her other half because she couldn’t go through with the “unexpected backdoor delivery”.

I thought this was amazing how she was only charged with manslaughter.

insane.

the midday movies return tommorow with the screening of Chicago.
unfortuantely I will be missing it due to the health & human dev. exam. but I may crack open a VHS tape and tape it if i can be fucked… sorry I don’t have a DVR.

Also thanks to wordpress for the iPhone app.


Well it looks like Obama has it in the bag. Needs 63 electoral college votes to win as of 2:30pm AEST.

more highlights:
CNN’s Wolf Blitzer’s crazy hologram interview.
Twitter election crazy.

EVEN more highlights:
The New York Post publishing an Obama Wins entry already!


You Decide 2008

05Nov08

We are heading into the 3rd day in a row of no midday movie, possibly a 4th tommorow, channel 7 may be trying to kill my blog but they can stfu so I’m blogging the election coverage.

highlights so far:
CNN fucking up Florida’s numbers making the anchor look like a retard.
Sarah Palin not telling who she voted for saying she is exercising her right to privacy (crazy bitch, still would fugg)

I will post more updates soon, I’m just a lazy cunt who has to study

PS: to all 7.3 million of my american readers, you better have voted for the right guy (hint: he’s not in his mid sixties)

PPS: I am in love with you Meghan McCain, I am going to miss your blog even though your father is crazy


K-PAX

31Oct08

oh has the world changed or have i changed?

this movie is balls

english exam today sucked, only 3 more to go now


fuck me

30Oct08

so paypal once again has frozen my account

http://tinyurl.com/5vyjqb
sick midday movie today and sick ep of all saints (fucking bikie cunce shooting at eachother) (oh and to Von, pls fuck off) soz no reviews


lol look at the fucking poster ffs

typical tv style midday movie. this is set in Harmony texas (lol), tbh i fell asleep through this peice of garbage but when the old bag fell off her shitty recliner i though it was lmao.

half a thumbs up.

i’ll try and provide some more indepth reviews in the coming days, it’s just that im a lazy goose.

LOL at some moron giving it a 4 out of 5 on imdb

playlist:

the american dollar – a memory stream

the bodyguard OST

i think wordpress fucked up my rss feed, my new blog entries arent showing up in my rss reader


Bandits

28Oct08

THIS MOVIE IS BALLS BUT BRUCE WILLIS IS STILL A SICK CUNT, YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, YA DOGS LIPSTICK DICK KNOWS IT TOO) CATE BLANCHETTE GET ON UR FUCKING KNEES AND SUCK MY DAMN COCK U DICK GOBBLING TURKEY. 1 STAR